HANSNA MANA HAY

AEY BHAI!!!
Munna : Abay Circuit! Jaa baajo walay ghar say Doctor ko bula k laa, meri tabiat kharab ho reli hai.Circuit : Aey Bhai!!! aap to khud doctor ho.Munna : Bolay to meri fees bahut zyada hai.

INCREDIBLE WORKING DOG!!
A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets.The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and said, don’t be surprised. This is just part of my job.Incredible! Exclaimed the man. I can’t believe it! Does your boss know what a prize he has in you? An animal that can talk!No, no, pleaded the dog. Please don't! If he finds out i can talk, he’ll make me answer the phone as well!


DO GIRLS MAKE LOUD SOUND?
Guide: I welcome u all to the Niagra falls. These are the world’s largest waterfalls and the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, sound of even 20 supersonic planes passing can’t b heard!Now may I request the ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagra Falls?


MURGA SARDAR THAA€!!
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.Sardar: Murgi ki taange kithe hai?Waiter: Woh langra tha.Sardar: Dil?Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee.Sardar: Dimaag?Waiter: Murga sardar thaâ€.


MOSCOW THE CAPITAL OF CHINA
A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: “Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!”The priest inquired: “Why must you pray so, my child?”Girl: “That’s what I’ve written in my answer sheet in the examination!